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For some reason, Jessica Simpson's less attractive and less talented sister Ashlee is famous, and being famous apparently automatically brings mental disability. Ashlee and husband Pete Wentz have ushered in their first son and named it, wait for it, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Initials, BMW. Yes, Mowgli, like the kid from Jungle Book . Why not just name the kid "Beat me up and take my lunch money" or "Child of vapid nobodies." We weep for society. [ People ]
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var digg_url = 'http://digg.com/people/Ashlee_Simpson_Gives_Son_Incredibly_Dumb_Name'; For some reason, Jessica Simpson's less attractive and less talented sister Ashlee is famous, and being famous apparently automatically brings mental disability. Ashlee and husband Pete Wentz have ushered in their first son and named it, wait for it, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Initials, BMW. Yes, Mowgli, like the kid from Jungle Book . Why not just name the kid "Beat me up and take my lunch money" or "Child of vapid nobodies." We weep for society. [ People ]
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var digg_url = 'http://digg.com/people/Ashlee_Simpson_Gives_Son_Incredibly_Dumb_Name'; For some reason, Jessica Simpson's less attractive and less talented sister Ashlee is famous, and being famous apparently automatically brings mental disability. Ashlee and husband Pete Wentz have ushered in their first son and named it, wait for it, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Initials, BMW. Yes, Mowgli, like the kid from Jungle Book . Why not just name the kid "Beat me up and take my lunch money" or "Child of vapid nobodies." We weep for society. [ People ]
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Hide your p***y magnet yellow cars everyone, Nick Bollea is free. Bollea, son of WWF/WWE legend Hulk Hogan, served a grand total of 166 days (almost seven months by our count) of his eight month sentence following conviction on charges of reckless driving from a street racing crash which left his 1998 Toyota Supra smashed against a tree and his passenger critically injured. Mini-Hogan walked out of California's Pinellas County Jail at 12:30 a.m. into the waiting arms of his throngs of girlfriends, still hospitalized friend John Graziano, totally classy amazon squealing sister Brooke. The reunited siblings retreated to the safety of a waiting SUV without comment and headed for home, no drifting or crashing occurring on the way. Oh, that blurred out section of Brooke's lower back? Yeah, that was her butt crack. You stay classy Hogan family! galleryPost('NickHoganSupraPolice', 9, 'The P**sy Magnet, Reduced To A P**sy Scrap Heap'); [ TBO.com ]
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newVideoPlayer("/87_Plymouth_Sundance_Quebec_494.flv", 506, 423,""); It turns out that Céline Dion really did make French-language Chrysler commercials back in the 80s, and here's another one allegedly featuring the future superstar. Thrill as she hoons that '87 Sundance right up the Stade Olympique in Montreal, miraculously avoiding arrest at the summit. Maybe 146 turbocharged horsepower (although this car appears to be the 97-horse NA version) is all you need to accomplish such a feat!
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Gaze into the very un-dreamy eyes of Heather Locklear, taken after she was arrested around 5 p.m. Saturday evening when CHP officers found the actress in her parked car blocking traffic in Montecito, Calif. But the best part of the story's the police report, especially where a "concerned citizen" called police after witnessing Locklear "driving forwards and backwards over a pair of sunglasses and revving her engine" in a parking lot. Except, she wasn't drunk. Yup, you read that right. More after the jump. The report goes on: "The citizen became concerned when Ms. Locklear exited her vehicle and stumbled into the traffic lane...the citizen called 911 and reported the entire incident to CHP Ventura Dispatch." The report goes on to state when officers arrived Locklear appeared disoriented, and after giving her a DUI test they determined it was not alcohol. "Although obvious impairment was exhibited during the tests, alcohol was ruled out as a factor...
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Paul Newman, the Academy-Award winning superstar who personified cool as an activist, popcorn impresario, the anti-hero of such films as "Hud," "Cool Hand Luke" and "The Color of Money" and most importantly to us, as a race car driver and motoring enthusiast, has died. Sources tell us Newman died Friday after a long battle with cancer at his farmhouse near Westport. He was 83. From the AP : In the 1970s, Newman, admittedly bored with acting, became fascinated with auto racing, a sport he studied when he starred in the 1972 film, "Winning." After turning professional in 1977, Newman and his driving team made strong showings in several major races, including fifth place in Daytona in 1977 and second place in the Le Mans in 1979. "Racing is the best way I know to get away from all the rubbish of Hollywood," he told People magazine in 1979. Despite his love of race cars, Newman continued to make movies and continued to pile up Oscar nominations...
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newVideoPlayer("/LutzDoesColbert3_gawker.flv", 506, 423,""); GM product czar and vice-chairman "Maximum" Bob Lutz took his battle for the General to The Colbert Report this evening, and he took some serious hits from the man all about the truthiness. But, despite the knocking, he managed to give a couple right back. But of all the instant classic moments of this interview, it's the point in which Lutz tells Stephen Colbert the just-revealed Chevy Volt can get you laid when we officially moved GM's #2 man from the position of "hero" up to the position of "father of our children" on our man-love chart. We won't spoil anything else — click the image up top to play the video.
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newVideoPlayer("/LutzDoesColbert3_gawker.flv", 506, 423,""); GM product czar and vice-chairman "Maximum" Bob Lutz took his battle for the General to The Colbert Report this evening, and he took some serious hits from the man all about the truthiness. Despite the knocking, he managed to give a couple right back. But of all the instant classic moments of this interview, it's the point in which Lutz tells Stephen Colbert the just-revealed Chevy Volt can get you laid when we officially moved GM's #2 man from the position of "hero" up to the position of "father of our children" on our man-love chart. We won't spoil anything else — click the image up top to play the video.
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Though it's famous for being small, the Smart Fortwo can fit more inside than you may expect . So how big of a person can you squeeze behind the wheel? Well, this best friend of the Aston-jumping Kobe Bryant seems to fit. Yep, it's none other than the 325lb, 7'1" Shaquille O'Neal . We're not sure if the microcar is actually his — perhaps he just uses it as a golf cart. If it is his, we're guessing Shaq bought the Smart more for looking ridiculous than saving gas money. This all sort of reminds us of the old Volkswagen advertisements with Wilt Chamberlain. [ TheDirty ]
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Those on the fence about the new Knight Rider television show need look no further than these shots of the newly upgraded KITT from Popular Mechanics shot at Comic-Con 2008 . At a panel discussion in front of Knight Rider fanboys-girls they showed video of KITT employing Turbo Boost (before a very long press conference where the actor that plays Mike Tracer admitted he drives a supercharged Bullitt). The video apparently also featured the actors getting into a truck version of KITT — a KITTchero if you will. galleryPost('ComConSuperP', 4, 'That Badge Delete Option Is Very Subtle'); [ Popular Mechancis ]
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Those on the fence about the new Knight Rider television show need look no further than these shots of the newly upgraded KITT from Popular Mechanics shot at Comic-Con 2008 . At a panel discussion in front of Knight Rider fanboys-girls they showed video of KITT employing Turbo Boost (before a very long press conference where the actor that plays Mike Tracer admitted he drives a supercharged Bullitt). The video apparently also featured the actors getting into a truck version of KITT — a KITTchero if you will. galleryPost('ComConSuperP', 8, 'The Badge Delete Option Is Not So Subtle'); [ Popular Mechancis , Photo: Dave Bjerke/NBC]
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According to a casting call for on-camera audiences, Top Gear USA 's filming the in-studio segment for their pilot episode this weekend out in sunny Los Angeles. Interested in standing around for hours on end? Want to see whether Adam Carolla , Tanner Foust and Eric Stromer can pick up the mantle from Jezza and the UK team? Well then, head on over here and drop your name in the hat. Who knows? You might even make it on the air. Bonus points if you're caught on camera wearing a "Save The Enzos" or "I Am The Hoon Of The Day" t-shirt. [ OCATV via AutoFiends ]
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newVideoPlayer("/Jackie_Chan_VW_Caddy_476.flv", 506, 423,""); The sequence is pretty straightforward: A China-market VW Caddy Panel Van rolls off its carrier and- driverless- drives away going against the flow of traffc, sowing chaos and death in its wake. Jackie Chan leaps from another VW onto a truck, commandeers a motorcycle, and... well, you just need to watch the ad. Our only disappointment is the lack of the traditional Chan outtakes at the end.
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One of our anonymous New York City tipsters was minding his own business, strolling down Broadway, when he came across a rather imposing Maybach surrounded by rather imposing bodyguards. Our hero was eventually shooed away by one particularly massive fellow, but not before he confirmed it was the carriage of hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons. Elbowing his way back in momentarily, he managed to take a photo of the rear — seems Mr. Simmons isn't afraid to declare his love of Obama by way of bumper sticker. Is that even legal on a Maybach?
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