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  • Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images Forcing Construction of Hilarious, Deadly Narrative [Super Bowl Ad Watch]

    There's something a little disappointing about a company releasing still images of their new advertisements. It usually means that said company is either unsure about the final cut or that, more likely, they're trying to double dip their media coverage. Normally, we wouldn't give in to such a thing. But Chrysler's "New Day Celebration" images make a nice, homicidal narrative about the new Cerberus take over. It's like There Will Be Blood , with Robert Nardelli as the Daniel Day-Lewis character. Engine Nardelli sends a note to the old Chrysler team, especially the people behind the Sebring, to gather in their offices. Post It The team gets a mysterious guide book with directions to the "new offices." Blindfold The directions lead to a wooded area where a viscous, animated child blindfolds them at gunpoint. They're left in the middle of the UP, where no one can hear them scream. Listen To You Nardelli's miniature henchman, Kid Cerberus, gathers...
  • Chrysler Releases Super Bowl Commercial Images, We're Forced To Construct Hilarious, Deadly Narrative [Super Bowl Ad Watch]

    There's something a little disappointing about a company releasing still images of their new advertisements. It usually means that said company is either unsure about the final cut or that, more likely, they're trying to double dip their media coverage. Normally, we wouldn't give in to such a thing. But Chrysler's "New Day Celebration" images make a nice, homicidal narrative about the new Cerberus take over. It's like There Will Be Blood , with Robert Nardelli as the Daniel Day-Lewis character. Engine Nardelli sends a note to the old Chrysler team, especially the people behind the Sebring, to gather in their offices. Post It The team gets a mysterious guide book with directions to the "new offices." Blindfold The directions lead to a wooded area where a vicious, animated child blindfolds them at gunpoint. They're left in the middle of the UP, where no one can hear them scream. Listen To You Nardelli's miniature henchman, Kid Cerberus, gathers...

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